Funny quotes you can use to relieve stress: Humor is a good way to relive stress. And reading funny quotes help you get a good laugh out.
Below are handpicked quotes from Shades Of Parenting to help you tickle that funny bone you have.
Handpicked Quotes your way….
#1 Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it. – Jane Wagner
#2 Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Simply put, quit worrying over the little stuff and wait for something really big. – Unknown
#3 Money can’t buy happiness; it IS happiness. – Jack Donaghy (30 Rock)
#4 I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. – Anonymous
#5 I say, if your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life. – Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes)
#6 When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’ – Sydney Harris
#7 All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Shultz
#8 In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner
#9 Brain cells create ideas. Stress kills brain cells. Stress is not a good idea. – Arthur Frederick Saunders
#10 In times of stress, the best thing we can do for each other is to listen with our ears and our hearts and to be assured that our questions are just as important as our answers. – Fred Rogers
#11 There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. – Henry A. Kissinger
#12 We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. – David Mamet
#13 I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. – Ashleigh Brilliant
#14 When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened – Winston Churchill
#15 It’s not stress that kills us, it is our reaction to it. – Hans Selye
#16 The time to relax is when you don’t have time for it. – Sydney J. Harris
#17 If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment. – Marcus Aurelius
#18 Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. – Richard Carlson
#19 For fast-acting relief try slowing down. – Lily Tomlin
#20 Stress happens when your mind resists what is…The only problem in your life is your mind’s resistance to life as it unfolds. – Dan Millman
#21 One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important. – Bertrand Russell
#22 Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. – Will Rogers
#23 Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet – Steve Valentine
#24 Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. – Natalie Goldbergat
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