35 Handpicked QUOTES That EVERY PARENT CAN RELATE TO -

Every parent can relate to: While we do say that each child is unique and each parent child experience is more unique. Yet in all this uniqueness there are many similarities. Ones every parent can relate to… Things like sleepless nights, trip to ER, Potty accidents, fights, cries, laughter etc…

Below are handpicked quotes from Shades Of Parenting that you can defiantly relate to and give your nod to it.

Handpicked Quotes every parent can relate to coming your way….

#1 If you like people who do stupid shit all the time, become a parent. – Kell Oxford

#2 It’d be cool if my kids could make something I actually want, like a bottle of wine, out of macaroni and glue. – Stephanie McMaster

#3 Ah, Babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. – Tina Fey

#4 Dance like only your kid is watching, cook like no one will scream they hate it and sneeze like you won’t pee your pants. – @shriekhouse

#5 Did you know, when kids go to bed, you can hear yourself think again? I sound fabulous. – Paige Kellerman

#6 You go through big chunks of time where you’re just thinking, ‘This is impossible – oh, this is impossible’ and then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible. – Tina Fey

#7 I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. – Phyllis Diller

#8 Having kids makes you look stable to the people who thought you were crazy, and crazy to the people who thought you were stable. – Kelly Oxford

#9 You may not have candy for breakfast, now finish your pop tart. – Laney Griner

#10 Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was. – Jenny McCarthy

#11 The singular sign of a parent who is doing their job is their unwillingness to let their children watch the star wars prequels. – Heather Armstrong

#12 You know what I want for mother’s day? I want to stop being bombarded with bullshit commercials about mother’s day. – The Blogess

#13 The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. – Dorothy Parker

#14 Sometimes being a good parent means hiding in the pantry & eating all of the fudgsicles over the course of a day so the kids don’t have to. – Kelly Oxford

#15 When you’re a twerking mother, balance is really important because you don’t want to go too low and blow out your butt and bust your knee. – Amy Poehler

#16 Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. – Rita Rudner

#17 When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway. – Erma Bombeck

#18 Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease. – Lisa Alther

#19 Living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban: a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts. – Kathy Lette

#20 My mother never had time for me. When you’re the middle child in a family of five million, you don’t get any attention. – Woody Allen

#21 The interesting thing about being a mother is that everyone wants pets, but no one but me cleans the kitty litter. – Meryl Steep

#22 My mother’s only five-foot-two, and I’ll be honest with you – she’s the only person I’m scared of. – Kiefer Sutherland

#23 All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. – Oscar Wilde

#24 My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. – Buddy Hacket

#25 No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. – Florida Scott-Maxwell

#26 If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands? – Milton Berle

#27 I know how to do anything—I’m a mom. – Roseanne Barr

#28 A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after. – Peter De Vries

#29 The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. – Calvin Trillin

#30 If you were to open up a baby’s head―and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should―you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. – Dave Berry