Funny Pet Quotes: Kids and pets are a winning combination. Your little one will find a lifelong Freon in the pet that they are growing. Pets teach a lot of things to kids including responsibility.
Below are handpicked quotes from Shades Of Parenting to help you burst into laughter or nod with a smile on your face.
Handpicked Quotes your way….
#1 Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. ― James Herriot
#2 Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. ― Colette
#3 A lover will give you a kiss. A friend will give you a hug. But a dog with give you his heart. – Unknown
#4 Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day. It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them. ― John Grogan
#5 I care not for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. ― Abraham Lincoln
#6 Everyone thinks they have the best dog and none of them are wrong… – W.R. Purche
#7 Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They’re furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick — in love with themselves. When’s the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat? ― Andrew Vachss,
#8 Over the years I’ve come to appreciate how animals enter our lives prepared to teach and far from being burdened by an inability to speak they have many different ways to communicate. It is up to us to listen more than hear, to look into more than past. ― Nick Trout
#9 Pets. Life’s apology for every crappy day ever. – Unknown
#10 Perhaps the greatest gift an animal has to offer is a permanent reminder of who we really are. ― Nick Trout
#11 It’s not home without fur-kids. – Unknown
#12 Our pets are our family. ― Ana Monnar
#13 Love comes in fur & paws, too. ― Anthony T. Hincks
#14 If you’ve got some news that you don’t want to get noticed, put it out Friday afternoon. – David Gergen
#15 Money can buy a lot of things but it doesn’t wiggle its butt everytime you come in the door. – Unknown
#16 Pets understand humans better than humans do. ― Ruchi Prabhu
#17 Be kind to all pets and animals because they will be kind back to you. ― J. Wesley Porter,
#18 All the best things in life are free: love, smiles, friends, family, pets and companions, thoughts, sunsets and sunrises and especially rainbows. ― Anthony T.Hincks
#19 If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you in the other room. – Unknown
#20 Anyone can learn how to communicate with animals if they are open to the process and willing to practice. ― Karen A. Anderson
#21 A dog’s love is only second to that of a mother’s. ― Radhika Mundra
#22 Dogs know your sadness and will be there with kisses to remind you it’s okay. – Unknown
#23 Dogs are furry children that will never ask for money, car or a phone. And they are always glad to see you. – Unknown
#24 You will never know loneliness when you have a dog, when you lose that dog it will be loneliness like you’ve never known. ― Michael P. Naughton
#25 Animals know. They know how a soul is stitched together. They know what it’s made of before anyone else gets a clue. ― Alex A. King
#26 Be the person your dog thinks you are. – C.J. Frick
#27 It is sort of remarkable to me how much grief can well up when a pet dies, until one remembers that they are in fact people, who just happen not to be human. ― John Scalzi
#28 Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are happy, you can see your dog smiling and when you are sad, your cat cries. ― Munia Khan
#29 “Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog.” — Franklin P. Jones
#30 Everyone is taught that angels have wings –– the lucky ones of us find that they have four paws. ― Jury Nel
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